the funnies 18 n over only!

okay so a friend of mine pimped out on Fubar. Thank you Gary BTW. Here is what happened in exact order....

                      1.    SEE ME??????? wooot I was pimped out......

    2. pay close attention to fallen angels comment... my comment says to  
                                   fallen angel. Enjoy!

                            3. And finally. Sigh I am such a heart throb!



   And for some fun..
    just some random stuff to make ya giggle xoxo

 







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My weekend and.... what is this kid doing in Walmart??

Okay so its been a crazy week already! I was so happy I got to see Austin (my best friend that is no longer with us.. Cheryl's son) I love him so much.. what an amazing human being he has turned out to be. Couldn't have asked for a nicer, sweet and yet fun kid then him. I also got to stay with my bestie on Saturday night. What a blast. Just being away from home for a night.. was nice.. but it was a great night. Learned a lot about shitty bar tenders, like what whores really act like when they run a bar!




here is me n my bestie.. sober as a trout. 



And yes we are a pair of fun crazy chicks. And yes we almost pee'd with the door open. 

I seen this boy at Walmart... what a trip!! Kuddos to him for getting all of this clothing on before he got kicked out by an uptight hag. I got kicked out in the thong department. Don't ask. 

By this time I am sure he was ready to call the cops on me... but hey.. that is some cool shit.



Hope all of you have a wonderful Tuesday!!!! xoxoxo

Some humor to last you all weekend long xoxo

Some good advice.......




what the what?????





And so true...

















some LOLS

if you havent tried this out its a must!!!!
all you do is copt a url into the box and choose what dialect you wish to use. the walla!!! Pretty fun stuff.

funny dialectizer

 have a fun and safe weekend ! 

with love,

K.Licious

Happy new years to my readers!!!!!

I want to thank each and every one of you that read my blog. Hardly any of you leave me a comment but I know that you are there. I have had a very good outcome for 2011 on readers. This year I plan on doubling that. Sure of myself no.. determined.. yes.


I have some amazing affiliates. They send me their deals. All you have to do is come to my blog and look through the links. They are very generous .... and this year will do my best to get the links in everyday.

Here is a humorous start this morning.... I love reading the labels on products... The dumb but funny things you find, and most because someone has tried something that they shouldn't with the product. See what I mean below...



  The box of a 500-piece puzzle reads: "Some assembly required.

thats a rip................


Cans of Easy Cheese contain this instruction: "For best results, remove cap."

should look like this....



curling iron "For external use only!"



pshhhhh I knew that..



"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

 CHECK...


 "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

doesn't say you can't use it in any holes of your body.. wink wink.






"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.



in otherwords these will not protect your nuts!






"This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.


 YES DOCTA!






"Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.
 






"Do not eat toner." -- On a toner cartridge for a laser printer.




"Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow. 
    




"Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee

  
 In this case.. they're right.



"Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.

 
 they didn't say anything about anally...


 "Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.






 "Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use." -- On a battery.
 
 


"For use on animals only." -- On an electric cattle prod.

I don't think they got the memo.



"For use by trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.
 
I think this qualifies.


"Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.





"Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty. 





"Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.
 



"Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.
  
YA lady who will probably use it intimately anyways...




"Not for human consumption." -- On a package of dice.
 
Unless its on a stick.. got it.




"May be harmful if swallowed." -- On a shipment of hammers.
  




"Do not use orally after using rectally." -- In the instructions for an electric thermometer.
 
 was that just in her... ah nevermind.






AND last but not least.....