Happy new years to my readers!!!!!

I want to thank each and every one of you that read my blog. Hardly any of you leave me a comment but I know that you are there. I have had a very good outcome for 2011 on readers. This year I plan on doubling that. Sure of myself no.. determined.. yes.


I have some amazing affiliates. They send me their deals. All you have to do is come to my blog and look through the links. They are very generous .... and this year will do my best to get the links in everyday.

Here is a humorous start this morning.... I love reading the labels on products... The dumb but funny things you find, and most because someone has tried something that they shouldn't with the product. See what I mean below...



  The box of a 500-piece puzzle reads: "Some assembly required.

thats a rip................


Cans of Easy Cheese contain this instruction: "For best results, remove cap."

should look like this....



curling iron "For external use only!"



pshhhhh I knew that..



"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

 CHECK...


 "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

doesn't say you can't use it in any holes of your body.. wink wink.






"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.



in otherwords these will not protect your nuts!






"This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.


 YES DOCTA!






"Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.
 






"Do not eat toner." -- On a toner cartridge for a laser printer.




"Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow. 
    




"Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee

  
 In this case.. they're right.



"Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.

 
 they didn't say anything about anally...


 "Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.






 "Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use." -- On a battery.
 
 


"For use on animals only." -- On an electric cattle prod.

I don't think they got the memo.



"For use by trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.
 
I think this qualifies.


"Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.





"Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty. 





"Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.
 



"Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.
  
YA lady who will probably use it intimately anyways...




"Not for human consumption." -- On a package of dice.
 
Unless its on a stick.. got it.




"May be harmful if swallowed." -- On a shipment of hammers.
  




"Do not use orally after using rectally." -- In the instructions for an electric thermometer.
 
 was that just in her... ah nevermind.






AND last but not least.....