a parrot who sings.. and these pictures are too much..

Good morning my sexies xoxoxo. Before I post some random, crazy pics. i want to say thank you to those of you whom always know how to lift my spirit when i need it. You are so generous with your time and kind words. It means a lot to me  xoxoxo with that said... here are some pictures to make you smile if not laugh on this Tuesday morning. if you do not have an open sense of humor please stop here. Otherwise.. please enjoy xoxo

my dream wedding dress.

 

but i wont be getting botox anytime soon

  

 and uh no thank you. once again a tan is not suppose to be orange..

theres an idea , who needs to buy a bikini when you can make one. duuuuuh

dunno...why do they???

  the man can

 

this must be the owners of the man can....yup a little redneck carjacking..

 

here they are again... doug i done toad ya not to wear dat dere shirt cuz y'all gonna git dat dere picta takin. 

and excuse me?????? sir take off your eye brows. They may just hold ya to it that when we get you in a cell...

parents.. let this be a lesson. no more letting your children watch lifetime after 9 pm!!! you should be ashamed of yourself!

 

heyyyy is that doug???
looks like he took of his penis shirt for da weddin! way to go Doug!!! sniff

damnit Doug, just went i thought you were trying to clean yourself up you get this haircut. sigh...

 your mom seems to like it. thats all that matters right??

 a few tattoos for you to enjoy...

i am afraid to ask him what we will be using for the pieces...

wow.. he must be in love!!!!!!!!!!! awwwww ( or just down right CRAZY!)

parrot sings let the bodies hit the floor.. i must have this bird!!!

have a good Tuesday my sexies. Tune into the K.licious show every Thursday 8 pm central on Drainoradio.com