What comes into peoples minds (we already know what they put in their tookus) when they do put these things where they shouldn't be. And why we will never know. They must look around their house out of boredom ...
Check it out..
This gives a whole new meaning to.. you have the key to my heart!
Someone needs to tell them where their heart is located.
If your cell phones in there... how THEE hell are you suppose to answer it? Wait... ah nevermind.
A Zippo? Really? Okay whoever told this person they were hot shit..
should let them know .. they didn't mean it literally!
They defenetly lost a Nascar bet. If your driver loses .. you have to shove a car up your ass.
Duhhh everybody knows that.
With this plastc bottle.. no one will ever go thirsty. Open up ( she will her legs if you your mouth)
ohhhh was Edna mad when she found out .. her condensed milk was missing! No cookies for Earl tonight! (or in this case no pie)
This beats any coke commercial ever made! Genius !!
If you are scared of the dark... this is how we do et! This is how we do et. Sha lah lah lowee.
He lost a game of quarters.. So therefore and thus... he must.. insert this glass into his rectum.. i reckon.
I have an idea!!!!!!!!!!
Butt wait thats not my brain!
(haha that WAS a good one)
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haha, reminds me of a show we did years ago...
ReplyDeletethat i followed up the week after with..
"10 things you SHOULD put in your butt"